FYI....

The worst thing ever? Automated voice messages. Also, how I spent my morning. Curious? 

Computer generated voice: 

Thank you for calling [insert call center name here]: 

Press 1 for English

Press 2 for French

Press 3 for Spanish

Press 4 for Cantonese 

Press 5 for Swahili

Press 6 for weather updates in Jamacia 

Press 7 for something vaguely related to your call 

Press 8 to change your password 

Press 9 to take your name off our do-not-call list 

Please stay on the line, and an operator will assist you

**waits patiently, despite horrendous elevator music** 

"Hello, and welcome to [call center name]. How can I help y..... *click click*

**DIAL TONE OF DEATH**