The worst thing ever? Automated voice messages. Also, how I spent my morning. Curious? 

Computer generated voice: 

Thank you for calling [insert call center name here]: 
Press 1 for English
Press 2 for French
Press 3 for Spanish
Press 4 for Cantonese 
Press 5 for Swahili
Press 6 for weather updates in Jamacia 
Press 7 for something vaguely related to your call 
Press 8 to change your password 
Press 9 to take your name off our do-not-call list 

Please stay on the line, and an operator will assist you

**waits patiently, despite horrendous elevator music** 

"Hello, and welcome to [call center name]. How can I help y..... *click click*


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