The Future

I have a new life plan. Want to hear it? Good.

1. Buy an island.
2. Move to it.
3. Live out my days in peace.
4. Die.

Any questions?


  1. yes. just two. where are you gonna get the money to buy an island?

    how are you gonna survive on the island?

  2. 1. No pigeons?

    2. No Beatles?

    3. If the island you're buying is the United Kingdom, I'd be interested in stewardship over London. And Crosby (wherever we decided Crosby was).

  3. robbing a bank..... sounds. legit. haha. hope you get away with it especially as you buy your island. :D