How to Feel Rich: Part I

Here is part one of a lengthy series on how to pretend that you're a Rockefeller. Ready? Oh good. 

Clean out your car

And I mean more than just throwing away the fast food wrappers. Clean out everything. The papers, the random pencils, the water bottles. 

Then dust off the dashboard. Clean the centre console. 

Disinfect your steering wheel. 

Spray it out with Febreeze {but DO NOT hang up a little fragrance tree. That is not what rich people do}. 

Wash the windows. 

Clear out the back seat {bonus points if you clean out the trunk}

Then, once you've finishes, roll down the windows and drive around town blasting rich people music. What is rich people music, you might ask? That, friends, is a post for another day. 

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